Enjoy this shit. Hopefully, it gives you the same amount of enjoyment it has graced my sorry ass with.

29th August 2014

Post with 4 notes

Coming out to your own mother is hard no matter how accepting she is.
And this is nothing compared to the trans life.

Fuuuuuuuuuck, I am not looking forward to this future, but it’s better than the alternative.

27th August 2014

Post reblogged from trophy boys, trophy wives with 176,727 notes

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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27th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from like, 12% of a blog with 6,921 notes

The toughest thing about the shield was making it believable that [Captain America] could throw this thing, have it bounce off something, then take some guy out and have it come back to him. We tried some practical stuff, where he’s throwing a rubber shield. Nothing worked until we handed it over to Chris Evans, until we said, ‘Okay, we’ve got this shield. It’s this wide, it weighs this much. What would you do? How would you throw it?’ And he came up with some really interesting ways of doing it. He had nothing in his hands, he was just miming the actions. It was basically Chris Evans’ ability to mime throwing and catching the shield that made it work.”

- Joe Johnston, director, Captain America: The First Avenger

Source: durance

27th August 2014

Post reblogged from Achtung Achtung! with 125,888 notes

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

Source: batmansymbol

26th August 2014

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So this is what an identity crisis feels like.

26th August 2014

Photo reblogged from The Best Memes with 35 notes

thebest-memes:

"Littering campaign: New York"

thebest-memes:

"Littering campaign: New York"

26th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within. with 690,963 notes

original-plastic:

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

HOW DID THE PENGUINS TASTE

Source: sizvideos

26th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm A with 80,230 notes

poeticajustice:

i fear no evil for i am the meanest mother fucker in the valley

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26th August 2014

Post reblogged from I'm A with 104,564 notes

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

Source: poopflow

26th August 2014

Photo reblogged from I'm A with 120,413 notes

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26th August 2014

Post reblogged from Achtung Achtung! with 575,047 notes

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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7th August 2014

Post reblogged from trophy boys, trophy wives with 7,674 notes

sniffingsquirrel:

[SOBS UGLY] WE’LL CARRY ON [SLAMS EVERYTHING] WE’LL CARRY ON [SHAKES HEAD IN DEEP PAIN] AND THOUGH YOU’RE DEAD AND GONE BELIEVE ME [LIES DOWN ON THE FLOOR IN FETAL POSIOTION] YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON [CRIES FOR THE REST OF EXISTENCE]

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4th August 2014

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i-heart-hawkguy:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I laughed so hard I nearly peed

Source: dorkly

1st August 2014

Post reblogged from trophy boys, trophy wives with 361,069 notes

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

Source: bewbin

23rd June 2014

Post reblogged from -XOXO- with 11 notes

lucillesballs:

do you ever eat something that tastes like a smell

Spoiled milk tastes like the smell of cow shit.
I shit you not.

Source: lucillesballs